A conclave? Really?

Ok, this is a comment better suited to my sister the editor, but - I notice this morning that the top news item on Yahoo! is:

"Secret Conclave Begins to Elect New Pope."

Now I hate to burst the Vatican's bubble, but if they think it's a secret that they're holdin' a conclave over there - they are going to be sorely disappointed when they notice the gazillion journalists, adoring Catholics and curious onlookers gathered outside their doors. The secret is definitely out.