I've said it once, I'll say it again

Human extinction. It's the only hope for the planet. Exhibit A: Three of the top news stories on Yahoo! this morning.

• CEOs earn 262 times the pay of an average worker! ("In fact, a CEO earned more in one workday than an average worker earned in 52 weeks, said the Economic Policy Institute in Washington, D.C.")
• Earth's temperature at a 400-year high! (But global warming is just a myth, yep yep.)
• China pleased after watching US war games! (I don't even want to know what that's about. Seriously.)