The things I learn in PI school...

Here's a little quiz. You've gone to the home of a witness in order to interview them. They invite you in and initiate some welcoming conversation. Match the questions with the appropriate answers!

Questions:
(1) Would you like a Coke or some coffee?
(2) Would you like a beer?
(3) Would you mind if I smoke some crack while we talk?

Answers:
(A) Yes, thank you! (Always)
(B) No. (Never)
(C) Gee, I'd prefer that you wait until I'm gone. But you can set it up if you want.