A little too easy, really

I know that making fun of quaintly awkward translations of stuff is a very easy target for humor. Chinese restaurant menus, warning signs in foreign hotels (please to caution oneself of the hot water!), that sort of thing. But today I got an email from the company that rented us our very fabulous Italian house last year, enticing me to become a return customer, and it made me smile:

Letting of Charming Houses
Villas & Manoirs
All the fascination of the places
where to live a rare and
personalized experience