Bleary-eyed

I have finished sifting through 80+ resumes. I've hired (or been part of hiring) many people, but this is by far the densest pile of resumes I've ever handled. And we're only halfway through the application period.

Anyway, my all-time favorite job title appeared on one of these resumes:
"Deckhand and Corporate Giving Advisor"

You just have to wonder about that one.