Friday, August 19, 2005

How to impress your parents

1. While they are sitting out on your patio relaxing with a cold drink, a rat saunters past.
2. Your dog kills the rat, in front of their horrified eyes.
3. You leave them on their own at your house while you take your dog to the vet to check out the inch-long rat bite ON HIS FACE.

Classy. Very classy.

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