Funniest dog story EVER

Oh my gawd, somebody sent this to me years ago from a pet-info newsgroup she subscribed to, and it made the rounds among the pet-lovers in my circle to everyone's disbelief and mirth. But, though we all reminisce about it from time to time - "remember that story about the dogs and the elk carcass? Do you think that was really true?" - we all assumed it eventually disappeared from the Internet. Until today, that is, when my friend Megan found it again. Actually, it turns out, it's been preserved quite a few places. So I'm not being very original in putting it up here.

But, EVERYONE should read this. Seriously. I'm pretty sure it's even a true story.
http://www.webtree.ca/tree/keeper/dogs_in_elk.htm